Top Ten Ways to Piss Off a Cop

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  1. When the police officer asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
  2. Or when the cop talks to you, pretend you that you are hearing impaired.
  3. Refer to the officer by his or her first name.
  4. Ask the police officer if he or she watches the show, Cops.
  5. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in a fake language like Pig Latin.
  6. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
  7. If the officer asks you to spread your legs, tell him you don’t go that way.
  8. Ask if the police office has a daughter. If yes, say you thought the name sounded familiar.
  9. When he’s going over your offenses, start repeating him, quietly.
  10. If the officer frisks you, make sure to let him or her know they missed a spot and ask him or her to do it again.
  11. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
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