25 Ways How To Piss People Off

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Bang drums as loud as you can at 3:00 O’clock in the morning.
Allow your kids to stomp on ketchup packets at McDonalds.
While someone is counting, say random numbers to throw them off.
Leave notes in the margins of other people’s books.
NEVER return things you borrow.
Holler at your friends across the room in the library.
Pay for gum with a $100 bill.
Buy Cool Gifts for everyone at Christmas and just keep them for yourself.
Blow out their birthday candles before they can!
Get a buddy and take up both lanes on the highway. Drive slow side by side.
Take 25 items through the “10 items or less” checkout lane.
Wear a very large hat in the movie theater.
Choose the same thing on the jukebox 25 times.
Give out wrong directions to people that ask.
Drop your drunk friend off at the wrong house.
Fart in an elevator.
Send people invitations to a party that doesn’t exist.
Is there a favorite movie that they haven’t seen yet? Tell them how it ends.
Tell someone’s two year old there’s no Santa Claus.
CC all your spam to your entire mailing list.
Let your dog poop in someone’s yard and don’t pick it up.
Sit at the back of the plane and when it lands, race to be the first one out.
Don’t wear deodorant.
Put your hands over your ears and say, “la, la, la…” when people are talking to you.
When going through a door, let it slam in the face of the person behind you.

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