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How to Piss Andy Rooney Off!

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Check out this amazingly funny video featuring Sacha Baron Cohen as his hilarious satirical character, Ali G. He is famous for interviewing celebrities in such a way that it pisses them off. This interview with Andy Rooney, of the CBS program 60 Minutes, is no different. Ali G. tries to discuss some topics with Andy Rooney but the former’s misuse of the English language infuriates the latter, who furiously ended his interview abruptly.

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How to Piss off Google!

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This spoof video is pretty funny as it makes fun of Google’s new social networking service, Google+. In the video, a woman introduces Google- which is billed as the anti-social network. She goes on to list all of the funny features available in a video that is sure to piss off Google should they ever see it and, since Google owns YouTube, we’re pretty sure they are fuming mad over it.

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End of the World, May 21, 2011

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How to Piss People Off? Just tell them that the end of the world is coming… for the 100th time!
Well anyway, here’s an explanation of the whole end of the world thing, in case you were just “dying” to know:

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How to Piss Off Celebrities!

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This video is a collection of celebrities and well known people getting pissed off in front of Television Cameras. We’re not a big fan of intrusive and provoking paparazzi but it is good to see some of these famous people fighting back now and then. This Inside Edition video also covers even some unprovoked situations in famous interviews where you’ll see some fiery confrontations:

  • Larry Holmes and Trevor Burbick fight
  • Mississippi Governor Kirk Fordice
  • Singer Bjork attacked a photographer
  • Milton Berle and Richard Pryor on the Mike Douglas show
  • Andy Kaufman and wrestler Jerry Lawler on David Letterman show
  • Crispin Glover on David Letterman
  • Madonna on David Letterman
  • Tom Sellick on Rosie O’donnell show
  • Burt Reynolds and Mark Summers on Jay Leno
  • ESPN’s Jim Rome Show, Jim Everett
  • Pete Rose and Jim Gray Interview at football game (about gambling allegations)
  • Sportscaster Russ Salzberg and Mike Tyson Interview
  • Morton Downey Jr. on Inside Edition interview

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Let Your Cups Do The Talking

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Sometimes a cup is worth is a thousand words.

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How to Piss Off British Taxpayers

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Daily Show: Oliver – Royal Wedding Excitement in London
John Oliver discovers just how much British taxpayers are looking forward to the most magical day in the history of the world.

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How to Piss Off Your Boyfriend

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“I’m F*$cking Matt Damon!” by Sarah Silverman from Sarah Silverman


“I’m F*$cking Matt Damon!” by Sarah Silverman

The comic writes a really special song for her anniversary w/ Jimmy Kimmel.

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How to Piss Off Your Friend Part 1

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Skateboard Ball Smash Goes So Right – watch more funny videos

Skateboard Ball Smash Goes So Right

Whenever a friend asks you to hit him in the balls, you should now assume he is only trying to get some balls in your face. Lesson Learned!

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How to Piss Off a Bartender

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This is a tremendous Joke with an unexpected end, You will Laugh very Loud.

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Pissed Off BF Runs Over Cheating GF’s Car

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Pissed off boyfriend destroys cheating girlfriend’s Saturn.

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Lady Gaga Pisses Off the Church

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http://www.nypress.com/blog-8731-the-pope-is-pissed-that-lady-gaga-hearts-judas.html

Though she references God in several of her songs (“I’m beautiful in my way/ ‘Cause God makes no mistakes”), several members of the Catholic faith have their paws up over Lady Gaga’s new song “Judas,” in which she claims she’s “in love” with that guy who betrayed the savior .

The new song was leaked to the web on Friday is pretty much the same as “Alejandro,” in which Gaga sings about loving someone and having to leave some poor schmuck named Alejandro. However, the new song (and forthcoming music video where Gaga portrays Mary Magdalene alongside Judas played by Norman Reedus) features someone leaving Jesus for Judas, as demonstrated by such colorful lines as: “I want to love you/ But something’s pulling me away from you/ Jesus is my virtue, and Judas is the demon I cling to/ I’m just a holy fool/ Oh baby he’s so cruel/ But I’m still in love with Judas, baby.”

Naturally, the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights is none too happy about someone loving an apostle that betrayed Jesus, according to New York Daily News, and seems to think—and this is crazy—that the song is a stunt to make money. I’ve never heard of that happening.

“People have real talent, and then there is Lady Gaga,” Catholic League President Bill Donohue told HollywoodLife. He continued to explain that the singer shocks Catholics and Christians by dressing as a nun and swallowing the rosary.

“She is trying to rip off Christian idolatry to shore up her talentless, mundane and boring performances. Maybe if she had more talent we’d be more offended. She has gone to the well too many times,” he said.
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How to Piss People Off On Twitter

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  1. Tweet like mad! – Spam people’s feeds by tweeting 10 or 12 times every few minutes. Nothing will make someone more angry than having to weed through your mass tweets.
  2. Tweet the same thing repeatedly! – The only thing worse than the frequency of your tweets is if the content of those tweets are the same damn thing! We can hear the swearing already.
  3. Tweet pics of nonsensical things – Find the most random pictures possible and tweet them from your account. People will get annoyed every time they look at a picture they can’t make heads or tails of.
  4. Pretend to engage in conversations – Start talking to other tweeters as though you are going to discuss a topic with them but then just talk about yourself or another totally different topic that has nothing to do with the original conversation. Or try quoting lines from random movies / TV shows which would also work.
  5. Use your Twitter account to promote some crazy cause – Try using your Twitter account only as a source to push an absurd cause to all of your followers.  Choose something so off the wall that it almost can’t be taken seriously. Groups like Welfare Group Disabled and Sexuality, The Naked Clowns or The Institute of Noetic Sciences are prefect candidates.

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How to Piss Off a Leopard

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Listen to the thud as this cat slaps this guy.

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High School Memories

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Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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How To Piss Off A Terrorist

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Pissed off terrorist – watch more funny videos

A terrorist gets pissed off at subtitles during an interview.

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How to Piss Off Disabled People

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Some pet owners get fake IDs for their ‘service animals’ – Florida – MiamiHerald.com.

Some pet owners get fake IDs for their ‘service animals’

It’s not hard to get fake IDs for untrained dogs that people pass off as service animals in restaurants and stores and on airplanes, which angers truly disabled people.

Owners and trainers of service dogs are increasingly angry at pet owners who pass their animals off as service dogs by using phony credentials.

The imposters go to the Internet to buy vests, ID cards and certificates for their dogs. The deception allows their pets to live in restricted housing, accompany them into restaurants and hotels or fly free in airplane cabins rather than in cargo holds.

“I don’t want to say it’s a scam, but it is a scam,” said Nick Kutsukos, 72, who runs the Elite K9 Academy in Jupiter and has trained service dogs for 40 years.

People who fake a disability and/or pretend their pet is a service animal risk at least a fine or, in extreme cases, federal fraud charges.

Getting certification is as easy as filling out a form online, sending in your money and perhaps a photograph of your dog.

You can pay from $20 to $300. An owner gets a specially marked dog vest or collar, dog identification tags or ID cards, a certificate, training DVDs, information CDs and other official-looking items.

But none of it is required by law.

One website recommends annual certification, while another offers increasingly expensive bronze, silver, gold and platinum packages.

“There is no certification required, so there’s no such thing as a legitimate [document],” said Toni Eames, president of the Michigan-based International Association of Assistance Dog Partners.

“Anyone who sells you a certification is a scammer,” said Eames, who also is blind and has her own guide dog.

Given the time and money invested in training service dogs, disabled users and trainers are angered by those who buy or sell worthless service-dog items online for imposter pets.

“I’m condemning the people who are irresponsible and force people into cheating,” Eames said.

Kutsukos, whose service dog helps with his seizures, said the fake certifications “make it difficult for people with legitimate service dogs to do things.”

A restaurant manager, for example, might think twice about allowing a legitimate service dog inside because of a bad experience with a fake service dog that barked or misbehaved.

The best way to tell whether a service dog is legitimate is to observe its behavior, authorities say. Service dogs won’t appear restless, and they won’t jump or bark. They will obey the disabled owner’s commands, perform tasks and lie down passively where instructed.

The Americans with Disabilities Act, passed in 1990, protects the rights of disabled people, including their use of service animals. But there was confusion when monkeys, cats, ferrets and other critters were utilized to help people with special needs function in public places such as restaurants and hotels.

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10 Ways to Piss Off Celebs at the Golden Globes

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Choice selections of Ricky Gervais’ return as host of the 2011 Golden Globes. Throughout the course of the evening he manages to piss off: Charlie Sheen, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Cher, the cast of Sex and the City 2, John Travolta, Tom Cruise, Hugh Hefner, Heather Mills, Robert Downy Jr. and Tim Allen (amongst many others!).

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Apple Sued by Pissed-Off Parents

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http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2011/04/apple_sued_apps_parents.php

Parents across the country have banded together to sue Apple, claiming the Cupertino-based company has given kids carte blanche to rack up charges on mom and dad’s credit cards by buying online games without authorization.

Garen Meguerian, a Pennsylvania father of two, is suing on behalf of all duped parents who say they were screwed over by the company and its marketing schemes that targeted children.

In a lawsuit filed in San Jose, Meguerian says he permitted his kids, aged 12 and 9, to download from iTunes a handful of free gaming apps, including Zombie Cafe and Treasure Story. But what he didn’t know was that they then purchased “virtual supplies” including ammunition, fruits and vegetables, and cash — all things they would need to play the game with any success. For instance, Smurfs’ Village is free to download. However, the object of the game is to build a virtual village, and you need “smurfberries” to quickly build it. The kids are then induced to buy the virtual berries, which cost real money.

And guess what? Smurfberries cost as much as $59.

25 Ways How To Piss People Off

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  1. Bang drums as loud as you can at 3:00 O’clock in the morning.
  2. Allow your kids to stomp on ketchup packets at McDonalds.
  3. While someone is counting, say random numbers to throw them off.
  4. Leave notes in the margins of other people’s books.
  5. NEVER return things you borrow.
  6. Holler at your friends across the room in the library.
  7. Pay for gum with a $100 bill.
  8. Buy Cool Gifts for everyone at Christmas and just keep them for yourself.
  9. Blow out their birthday candles before they can!
  10. Get a buddy and take up both lanes on the highway. Drive slow side by side.
  11. Take 25 items through the “10 items or less” checkout lane.
  12. Wear a very large hat in the movie theater.
  13. Choose the same thing on the jukebox 25 times.
  14. Give out wrong directions to people that ask.
  15. Drop your drunk friend off at the wrong house.
  16. Fart in an elevator.
  17. Send people invitations to a party that doesn’t exist.
  18. Is there a favorite movie that they haven’t seen yet? Tell them how it ends.
  19. Tell someone’s two year old there’s no Santa Claus.
  20. CC all your spam to your entire mailing list.
  21. Let your dog poop in someone’s yard and don’t pick it up.
  22. Sit at the back of the plane and when it lands, race to be the first one out.
  23. Don’t wear deodorant.
  24. Put your hands over your ears and say, “la, la, la…” when people are talking to you.
  25. When going through a door, let it slam in the face of the person behind you.

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